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 Housemates Under Pressure
 
 Life in the Big Brother house is difficult on the 
      best of days. With Cameras even in the toilet (as Ms. Lesley now fully 
      realises), meagre shopping budgets, 24/7 tasks, and the paranoia of 'what 
      the public make think' , it is amazing that any housemate can leave the 
      house with any degree of mental clarity. It has been especially difficult 
      for this years group of housemates, who have utterly failed to gel as a 
      group, with endless bitching about who might be allied with who..
 
 
       Craig, buckling under the stress
 The past week
 
 Yes indeed, it has been a damn tough week for the remaining 11 rats. The 
      Alliance of Filth - comprising Craig, Lesley and Vanessa, has imploded, 
      with Vanessa now adrift, and Craig desperately trying to find someone new 
      to cling onto. The group has remained highly fragmented, and there is 
      little sign that until another 3 or 4 housemates are booted the group will 
      truly 'bond' - even to a moderate extent. Eight remains the 'magic number' 
      for groups to truly bond, so there is still hope for this currently moody 
      group.
 
 The eviction of Lesley was a fun TV moment, the crowd certainly gave her 
      the mega-booing many had been expecting and hoping for. The fact that the 
      housemates systematically heard how the crowd felt about each one of them 
      was probably a deliberate tactic on the part of BB.
   
       
 "Always two there are, no more...no less, but which one was evicted, the 
      master...or the apprentice?"
 
 
    
 Walking the plank & Body 
      Language
 Derek and Roberto entered the house as seemingly respectable housemates, 
      even I was touting them as potential final night candidates. Yet during 
      her eviction interview Mary warned us that they were sly, and it does 
      indeed seem to be the case that the two of them are pretty sleazy 
      housemates. Roberto tipping a meal over Maxwell - bordering on something 
      perhaps even more nasty, with Derek in endless nightly bitching sessions 
      about all those who are 'beneath him'.
 
 When looking for an instance of friends unconsciously copying each others 
      body language, it doesn't come much better than this. Having not been 
      called by BB to nominate yesterday, and with one of their private 
      conversations displayed on the TV screen for all to see, both Derek and 
      Roberto were ostracised (at least temporarily) from the group. Despite all 
      their efforts, it seemed to them that they been unfairly singled out for 
      humiliation by BB.
 
 
       Lost at Sea...pirates Derek and Roberto
 The weekly tasks
 
 It is pleasing to see that the group now have regular 3-4 day tasks to 
      complete each week, in order to receive a 'luxury' shopping budget. The 
      nurse task was pretty good, and it came as not surprise that because the 
      housemates lack any degree of group cohesion, they failed their first 
      major task.
 
 Similarly, the pirate task is great, and the BB production crew can be 
      commended on both these two task. We can but hope that there is more good 
      quality work to come from the busy BB staff at Elstree.
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 Housemate Assessments - the past week
 
 Ψ Anthony: He has certainly started to take a more leading role in the 
      group. More playful, and ready to stand up against both Lesley, and a few 
      of the others. I wonder if Anthony believes he has a good chance of 
      winning compared to his fellow contestants? I'm kinda liking him as the 
      days slip by, but I still can't see Mr smile winning.
 Ψ Craig: The leader of the 
      now imploded Alliance of Filth is understandably distraught with his 
      current situation. Not only has best friend Lesley got the boot, but he 
      came to realise that his lackey Vanessa was responsible for him being up 
      for the boot yet again. Craig has certainly annoyed many posters in all of 
      the various net forums, and he has probably already dug a hole too deep 
      for him to ever climb out of. If he manages to survive for a few more 
      weeks we can at least be sure of seeing a fine example of a housemate who 
      is perhaps nothing less than a pathological liar. 
 Ψ Derek: What a turnaround in opinions, on my part at least. From the 
      initial 'hey look, finally a decent professional, polite, eloquent, with 
      good standards', instead it looks like we have a standard political type. 
      Full of haft-truths, bitchy, and always ready to stab you in the back if 
      it'll help him get a little further up the ladder. Derek is digging a very 
      big hole for himself, and it seems that BB may have been trying to protect 
      Sam last week - when it changed the rules again, rather than Derek as I 
      had originally guessed.
 
 Ψ Kemal: Playing the game carefully, and remaining relatively 
      un-nominated. Even Science - his main adversary has yet to make the effort 
      to nominate him for the boot. Kemal certainly has an interesting 
      character, and it was really nice to see his dad on BBLB recently, 
      supporting his son - despite the initial fears that Kemal's family might 
      disown him.
 
 Ψ Makosi: I've not much to say on this woman at present. Her complicity 
      with the Alliance of Filth to bully Sam still bugs me, and I still can't 
      garner any respect for her. Makosi remains vulnerable, her only real ally 
      in the house is Kamel, and sooner or later he'll get the boot. What will 
      missy do then?
 
 Ψ Maxwell: The cheeky chappy has done good work in the past week. He has 
      stood up to the nasty Lesley, in defence of Sam. Credit to him for that 
      act alone. Yet he has also been really great in defying Derek, Roberto, 
      and slimy Craig. Maxwell is certainly standing up for what he believes in, 
      calling Derek, Craig, and Roberto wankers after seeing how Derek called 
      his Saskia an 'assassin'.
 
 As regulars readers will know, I was no fan of this housemate at first. 
      However, for the mere fact of standing up to Lesley, Maxwell gets my 
      support for another week. His recent late night water fun with best pal 
      Anthony is also great to see, rather than going to bed at 11pm - as Derek 
      still does (ohh, what a mistake!), Maxwell realises BB is meant to also be 
      about fun.
 For those viewers who want fun in the house, keep this guy in !
 
 Ψ Roberto: Ahh yes, the Italian...the teacher. I was a fan of him until 
      late last week when he started getting right out of line with Maxwell. 
      Tipping food over Maxwell's head was not acceptable, and it remains 
      unknown if BB actually gave him a formal warning for it. Some viewers 
      could justifiably ask themselves why he did not get more severely 
      reprimanded for that act. Does BB want him to make it to final night? I 
      would certainly think C4/Endemol do, although do the UK public really want 
      another European mainlander winning the UK's leading reality show?
   
       Pirate Rob': Utterly pissed that BB won't allow him to nominate
 
 
 Ψ Sam: With her nemesis 
      Lesley booted from the house, Sam is indeed quite a lot happier with her 
      daily house life now. She has a reasonably good relationship with Saskia, 
      and both Anthony and Maxwell are now on her side. Who is the real Sam 
      though? Aside from the standard lurid stories in the tabloid press, we 
      really don't know much about this young Lady. She seems okay, and at least 
      managed to outlast her arch enemy :) Good luck missy, you'll be damn lucky 
      to survive this third week.
 Ψ Saskia: Perhaps even more mysterious than the aforementioned Sam, Saskia 
      is now one of the more powerful members of the house - although not many 
      housemates realise this yet. Saskia certainly may not realise it either, 
      and was shocked to hear Derek call her an 'Assassin'. Saskia to win? Hmm, 
      she certainly would be a favourite for the media hacks, she has the looks, 
      seems to strong willed (remember her little run in with Mary), and if she 
      can keep her current 3 allies happy...she is set to reach the latter 
      stages with great ease.
 
 
 
       Saskia is aware of the crowds support for her
 Ψ Science: Jeez, the guy has still yet to smile in the house! Okay, I may 
      have missed him smiling at some point, but the point is generally true. 
      Science, aka Kieran appears to lack the happiness gene. There is no way 
      Science can win, he is simply too argumentative, a housemate who has 
      caused too much late night un-rest in the house. When the housemates 
      finally decide his time is up, Science will be out the door without any a 
      single hug goodbye.
 
 Ψ Vanessa: The dullard...the Vacuum...she is actually serving a purpose I 
      had not anticipated. Van' was Craig's secondary lackey, and her loss has 
      caused Craig even more personal upset. She remains relatively mute, and 
      cannot be trusted in the house. As for that foot injury of hers....lol, 
      that bit of TV footage will probably follow her around for the rest of her 
      life, bless ;)
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 Group Dynamics - Day 13-19
 It has been a terrific week for those watching the group develop. With 
      Lesley gone, Craig ditched Vanessa....and within a short time was 
      desperately lost in the group. He has seemingly ended up with the company 
      of Derek and Roberto. Talk about one rat joining two other rats onboard a 
      sinking ship. However, Craig is VERY different from the two of them, so I 
      do not expect them to fully bring him into their little clique.
 Makosi and Kemal are playing 
      a pretty fine game, although most of the housemates clearly recognise that 
      the two of them are playing the game particularly well. Kemal may well be 
      a primary target for nominations within 2 weeks, Makosi should be safe, it 
      would seem unlikely for the group to kick yet another female out (sexist, 
      but probably true). Current Alliances: 1. The 'Best Pals': Makosi 
      and Kemal2. The Condescending Cabal: Roberto and Derek,  (Craig clinging on 
      the fringe, but is not on 'their social level')
 3. Club Loaded:  Anthony, Maxwell and Saskia (Sam remains close to 
      Saskia, but is not a club member!)
 4. Independent/Wallpaper housemates: Craig, Sam, Science, Vanessa
 
 notes:
 'Club Loaded' ©2005 darkhawk76 (BBfans.com)
 'The Condescending Cabal' ©2005 
      Andy_R (BBfans.com)
 (any use of such names without permission, incurs the sentence of death 
      and/or a fine of  €1 million
 
 
 further points of note:-
 
 -Sam and Maxwell are now voting against each other, even though they are 
      fighting from the same corner.
 -Craig has tried hard to suck up to Derek and Roberto, but he is 
      effectively now lost in the group
 -Vanessa is now back to living the life of a fully independent housemate, 
      poor girl
 -Science remains happy as an independent HM, and despite all those 
      arguments has only received 3 votes in as many weeks!
 
 House conflicts?
 There is just one major direct case of housemates voting against each 
      other this week - although that is probably anomalous, because of BB 
      preventing both Craig and the two Cabal members from nominating. Why are 
      Sam and Maxwell now trying to boot each other out, whilst there are other 
      nastier people to target in the group? This is really weird behaviour from 
      two housemates who should (if they were wise) be closely allied.
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 Nominations: Round'3
 BB has done it....yet again! Nominations have been seriously tinkered with 
      for the third week running. Craig, Derek, and Roberto were banned from 
      nominating due to one particular discussion about future/past voting. 
      Although as many devout fans will recognise, there is not a housemate in 
      this group that hasn't flirted with some level of nomination talk. It is 
      again clear that BB is choosing to highlight some housemates, whilst 
      ignoring others rule breaking. Fair? BB was never meant to be fair, and 
      long may that continue ;)
 Roberto: 6Derek, Sam: 3
 Maxwell: 2
 Saskia, Science: 1
 
 With an impressive 6 votes (from a max of 8) Roberto really got slated by 
      the group. Maxwell got kind of close to being up, with the highly 
      argumentative Science still only receiving a mere single nomination ! As 
      expected, wallpaper housemates Vanessa and Anthony did not get noticed by 
      the group.
 
  Sam: tired of the arguments....and probably soon to go
 The Week Ahead 
 Mary and Lesley have both been rejected by the UK public, who is next for 
      the baying mob to boo?
 
 With Derek, Roberto and Sam up for the boot, who will likely go? I foresee 
      an increasing backlash against both Derek and Roberto. However, the 
      anti-sleaze votes will be split between them. Meanwhile Sam will get all 
      the standard anti-female votes, and sadly...I would assume that Sam will 
      be the one who goes this Friday. Of course, if the highlights show give a 
      good anti-Derek/Roberto slant, Sam may survive. I do hope I am wrong, if 
      only so Lesley is further frustrated that her rival continues to remain in 
      the house.
 
 So, a farewell to Sam it would seem.
 
 With Kemal and Science battling it out on a daily basis, and the pirate 
      task already failed - with meagre rations for a second week, the 
      housemates are going to find life in the house increasingly difficult. The 
      question is will one of them break under this pressure and choose to take 
      the quiet way out, via the back door?
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 Originally Published 14/6/2005 © 2005 
      Philip Calrissian
 Last Updated :
      14/06/05
 
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